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• POSS (Post-Oscar Stress Syndrome)

  the anxiety you experience after watching the oscars and feeling like you have to watch all those movies. heather: what are you up to this weekend? sarah: well i’m experiencing some major poss (post-oscar stress syndrome) so i’m renting the hurt locker and crazy heart.

• Purple Russian

  when you bake a giant bluberry pie, and dress up a family of geese like stormtroopers. you then become a mormon and marry all the geese. every year on russia day, you take all the geese into the pie, and have violent s-x with each of them until they p-ss out from exhaustion. meanwhile, a […]

• pusassy

  puss-ssy 1.) adj. raunch, stank, rotten, spoiled, curdled. noun. part p-ssy, part -sshole. a loser, -sswipe, b-tchbag, complainer and/or stinky person. pattie is pus-ssy, because she failed to clean herself and wipe her -ss properly after taking a dump.

• SUAKM

  shut up and kiss me. boy: you’re so cute 🙂 girl: no i’m not! boy: yes! girl: no! boy: yes you are! just suakm.

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