kirklan


a guy with a really huge ego, without the d-ck to match. refuses to let go of the side hoes but only really wants one girl. overly jealous and gets mad when she talks to another guy. kind of want to shove him down some stairs once or twice… or three times.
i thought he was dating that one girl?

no it’s kirklan

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