Kirsty PC lady.
a person who looks rather like a lion or a curly wurly… kinda depends on which side of bed she decides to get out of. you will regularly see her biting peoples heads off…. hiding peoples belongings down her underwear and attemping to shake that m-ssive -rs- of hers while washing up.
she likes to think she rules the roost and will attempt to teach anyone who will listen how to speak in the good ole language of chav… ‘dats banter blud’ ‘you so reem’ etc… and will hear her scream ‘allow it!’ at the top of her voice at least 3 times a day.
some people say she’s crazy… some say she’s the master…. either way, don’t get on the wrong side of her… she will have a dance off with you!
kirsty pc lady.; ‘jheeezzz, you so not reem, i just blazed you init?! you gots’d boyd! yeh blud!’
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