Kismass


respectful way of telling kiss my -ss when in a holy site in the august presence of religiously sensitive people and in the absence of sensible reporters, so that you could say the nasty thing faking it sound like a religiously acceptable expression.

this way you get praised for cussing someone publicly and keep your const-tuency intact.

the credit goes to … rick gorka and his boss mitt romney performing in poland for inspiring me to shove this term in here.

if only i had had the inspiration earlier, i could have saved poor ricks job, -ssuming that he regularly refers to urban dictionary for inspiration.
rick: ” kism-ss! this is a holy site! show some respect!”

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