kiss my shoes


something you tell a person when you want to show your dominance over them. most popularly known for its use in the movie “the fast and the furious”, where johnny tran (portrayed by rick yune) forces ted, the guy with the engines, to tell him where there are.

can easily be used as a response to anyone who asks you for a favor, or to make them feel like an insignificant human being. or more simply, to get those spoon engines for your honda s2000 to make it a ten second car.
hey ted, kiss my shoes?

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