Kiss Under The Dickletoe


when you stand under the misstletoe and whip you d-ck out and get it sucked or f–ked

at christmas time when everyone gives you presents , the best present is kiss under the d-ckletoe
jack:”hey gary sophies under the mistletoe ”

gary:”going to see if i can ket s kiss under the d-ckletoe”

gary:”i love christmas”

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