Kissel
a ww2 vet’rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those t-rds on fox. he is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). he is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little mexican kid named pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-d-mned tay-vay.
if you ain’t got a good deal on a 52′ hatteras, kissel don’t like dat and his wife don’t like dem prices!
kissel: “i got water allll over the place! when ya comin’ over to fix my sink??”
plumber: “i don’t know no kissel! hey, buddy, i think you got the wrong party!”
a regrettable action of despair and stupidity brought on by a m-ssive c-ke binge.
i was blowing lines like a hoover and wanted some -ss so i cashed in my student loans to buy more blow and a hooker. when i woke up i saw it was a tranny, i pulled a kissel
1. a subst-tution of words to the song “a bushel and a peck” from guys and dolls. only used when one does not know the words to the song.
2. a british man that comes to new york and can’t get rid of his accent.
3. a british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face.
4. a fancy way to say kiss.
1. instead of singing:
i love you, a bushel and a peck!
a bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
a hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
a barrel and a heap, and i’m talkin’ in my sleep.
about you.
about you!
about you!
one sings:
i love you, a kissel on the cheek…
a kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck… etc.
2. oh my… that is a fat -ss kissel!!!
3. wow! that’s a big -ss kissel!!!
4. jeez! that was a long -ss kissel!!!
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