kissing the britney
when an over, no-talent celebrity does something – anything – to get noticed. is to celbrities what “jumping the shark” is to a tv show. specifically refers to the carefully orchestrated – yet spectacularly uns-xy – madonna-britney spears kissing incident.
although ahead of it’s time, janet and justin’s “wardrobe malfunction” was a pitiful attempt at kissing the britney.
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