a relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that’s what scorpions do.
why is jill trying to go out with jack. he is a gang banger. she is juzt kissing the scorpion.
- snails landing
when a woman sits down on the toilet but didn’t realize that the toilet’s lid was down. “i went to sit down on the toilet but i forgot to look to see if the lid was up. the toilet lid made contact with everything. everything. it was like a snail’s landing upon the toilet seat.”
it means when you lick things you like it and it’s so great you want more 🙂 i licked a pole ! it was licktastic !!! if you lick something and it feels great you’ll want to lick more things 🙂 i just licked a pole ! it was licktastic !!
a f-cking thot! girl let that n-gg- smash, get your jabristany on!
when at a loss of words, say this. person1: your so ugly you make onions cry person2: uh……ashoomagedan
- jacob dennet
absolute d-ckhead, has no friends and should die alone wow jacob dennet is a c-nt