kitchen dick
going limp when you are trying to screw because you are too hungry
man, i was bangin’ this chick, but i got kitchen d-ck and had to eat a sandwhich before i could finish her off.
an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one’s ability to cook.
“josh, i love your food. your kitchen d-ck is basically huge. it’s so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it’s so long sometimes i find it poking around in my soup.”
a phenomenon that occurs to individuals (particularly male individuals) who have a weird obsession for watching the food network.
“randy marsh got some serious kitchen d-ck in that one episode called “creme fraiche”
a person (usually h-m-s-xual) who frequently m-st-rb-t-s in his/her kitchen.
did you hear about mike? he only jacks it in his kitchen, he’s a total kitchend-ck.
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