Kitchen Floor Drunk


a state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)
geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid – face-down in a pile of cigarette b-tts. that’s a shame.

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