kitchen friend


the literal english translation of the german ‘kuechenfreund’, which is a spatula/fish slice…
hans: yo, can you p-ss me the kitchen friend so that i can stir the sauerkraut?

betty: the what???!

hans: you know, the kitchen friend… a kuechenfreund?

betty: do you mean a spatula??

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