Kitchen Hippie


a person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who’s kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically pc dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but nothing one could actually construct a meal from.

a tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. period.
she’s such a kitchen hippie!!! i spent the weekend at her apartment and while i was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, i could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.

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