Kitchen Rider


a kitchen rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn’t own the product. like a guy with a harley davidson t-shirt but he doesn’t have a harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.
check out that guy with the jack daniels t-shirt on at an aa meeting! what a kitchen rider!

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