kitchen sex
an underaged girl having s-x with r kelly in the kitchen, while he is most likely peeing on her
s-x in the kitchen, over by the stove
put u on the table by the b-ttered rolls
hands on the counter, on your tippie toes
we’ll be makin love like the restaurant was closed
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