kitchen tattoo


when you’re broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend’s cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. this mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.
kevin: “hey man, is that d-ck on your thigh?”
j-dog: “nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. mike’s cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in tammi’s kitchen.”

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