kitchen
a woman’s natural habitat.
excerpt from a 2200ad history textbook: “along with widespread drug use, global warming, and the hmong takeover of the united states in 2012, the 21st century is remembered by another horrible phenomenon; woman’s rights. however, in the year 2121 the truly superior race (men) recognized this episode as the monstrosity that it was, and drove women back to their natural habitat: the kitchen. men now rule the world with authority and an iron hand, while women finally understand that they have no rights and are physically, intellectually, and genetically inferior to men and apes.”
the hair on the back of you neck that is nappy, un-tameable
d-mn your kitchen look messed up. or man your kitchen is lookin’ like whoopi goldbers’ arm pit.
(traditional) the place in a home where a woman belongs
hey woman, quit yer b-tchin’ and get back in the kitchen!
the room where grandma hides her shotgun sh-lls.
don’t you upset grandma. she’ll take you into the kitchen … if you know what i mean.
a sammich factory
go the the kitchen and make me some sammich b-tch.
a nickname for the holdem hand ten three (t-3) offsuit, a term used by many prominent online poker players, and coined by the professional online poker player jamie armstrong, aka pokerjamers
i flatted his three bet with kitchens, and he got really mad when he saw what i had when i flopped the full house.
a mysterious place full of sharp, pointed objects, deadly gas-operated incinerators, things that go ‘ping’ and a big, cold wardrobe full of beer which is the only true incentive for entering the room in the first place
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