kitchenheimer

according to markiplier, it is the henchman to a kitchen hitler. similar to how hitler had henchmen to do his dirty work, a kitchenheimer would do all of the dirty work for the head chef of a restaurant.
“man, i hate being my boss’s kitchenheimer. just because he doesn’t want to do the sh-t-work around the kitchen since he’s the head chef doesn’t mean that i want to do it.”
when you’re in the kitchen going around in circles because you can’t remember what you were doing there.
i was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the h-ll i was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me i was heating up my cup of coffee. my kitchenheimer’s is getting worse!
a sous-chef to a kitchen hitler
the -ssistant chef at chilis was a kitchenheimer because he helped the main chef spit in people’s food.
when you walk into the kitchen for something and immediately forget what you walked there for, and have to go back to the physical location where you started out before you can remember what you were going to the kitchen for. can happen repeatedly.
x: why are you standing in front of the sink?
y: it’s the d-mned kitchenheimer’s. i’m gonna have to go back out to the living room. it’s, like, the third time. (starts out) oh yeah–i wanted to get some ice cream.
a sous chef to a kitchen hitler.

description created by markiplier in his ‘urban dictionary challenge w/ rosanna pansino’ youtube video.
a kitchenheimer is a sous chef to a kitchen hitler
the condition marked by a tendency to perform repeated snacktreks.
i’m f-ckin hungry, there’s nothing to eat in this dump, and my kitchenheimer’s is acting up!
a sous chef to a kitchen hitler.
“oppenheimer was one of hitler’s henchmen and therefore a kitchenheimer would be the subordinate of a kitchenhitler, so he aids in his crusade against everyone in his kitchen.” -markiplier 2016