Kite Runner Scenario
a situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and b-tt-raped by middle easterners. the term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel “the kite runner” by khaled hosseini.
(in gears of war 3) “ben, where the h-ll were you?! i was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my sh-t while you were hiding! stop putting me in kite runner scenarios!”
“way to go, man. you know that you ate chris’s sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total kite runner scenario.
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