kitten-killing
an internet slang term for masturbation
everytime you m-st-rb-t-, god kills a kitten.
euphemism for masturbation
brb, killing some kittens -fapfapfap-
m-st-rb-t-; everytime a guy m-st-rb-t-s god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur subst-tute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::
marcus has never ever killed a kitten
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