Kitten Smuggling


when a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.
kitten smuggling:

“dude!, bro, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of ’em by the looks of it”

“excuse me fine gentleman, i would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a m-th-f-kkin kitten in her m-th-f-kkin p-ssy(two p-ss-es).”

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