Kitty Cat on a Bicycle
when a girl has a surprisingly long s-xual history but you wouldn’t know that by looking at her.
like a kitty cat on a bicycle, that p-ssy might have racked up some high mileage, but it’s still pretty adorable.
i found out my bookish girlfriend was really a kitty cat on a bicycle when she did that thing with her tongue.
#kitty #cat #bicycle #secret #sl-t #euphemism #misogyny #double standard #wh-r- #history #surprise #s-x
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