kitty lockdown


when you have a cat that p-sses you off so much at night and doesn’t let you get any sleep. so you lock your cat in a separate room, or just plain out of yours. hence the cat is placed in kitty lockdown.
f-ck! sprinkles just peed on my clothes again. that b-tch is so on kitty lockdown tonight.

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