kitty porn


images and videos depicting cats that most humans find irresistibly addictive and feel compelled to share.

not to be confused with kiddie p-rn, and certainly nothing as literally p-rnographic as the other urban dictionary entries suggest.
the internet has been overrun by kitty p-rn! i opened my news feed today and all i could see were cats, cats, cats.

and that’s why i’m late for work…
an obvious play on words.
this is supposed to be a joke about cats you bl–dy w-nkers!!! this is intended to be a pun!! obviously some people cannot take bad jokes without making social commentaries!!!!
my cat got busted for smuggling kitty p-rn across state lines.
what your pet cat searches for when you leave your computer on overnight
while jake left his computer on to download a movie, snowball began looking for kitty p-rn.
to all you boneheads, not the same as “kiddie p-rn”.
kiddie p-rn is what peewee herman might have been busted for, not kitty p-rn.
glossy centerfolds of kittens and their ilk staring lovingly into the camera or doing something unabashedly cute. usually adorns the wall of seniors or other lonely people.
i got grandma another calender of cats for christmas. she loves the kitty p-rn.
the act of two kitties going at it on film, for the enjoyment of people watching. both kitties have claws and tails with fur all over, some toys maybe involved most time recreational use of catnip is involved.
“all day yesterday we were watching kitty p-rn.”
yes …… but kitty p-rn is soooo cuuuuute ……,
cute widdle kitty p-rn.
a skater for the h-llions of troy roller derby league.
did you see kitty p-rn?….she scored 25 points in that last jam

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