kitty-smoocher


1. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 with long scruffy hair in his/her face, typically wears any type of skater sneaker along with a hoodie sweatshirt, and constantly gets in trouble for partic-p-ting in brainless activities or causing disturbances (i.e. pulling plants out of the ground and throwing them at moving cars).

2. a young troublemaker between the ages of 12 and 19 that travels in peer groups of 6-10; can be seen riding outside on bikes and skateboards while screaming “you are a kitty smoocher” at p-ssers-by, or at hang-out places like malls, movie theaters or the local a&w.

this term originated in ri, after definition #2 actually started happening to people in the area.
jay: i was outside yesterday trying to fix my car, and a bunch of kids with scruffy hair on bikes and skateboards rode by screaming unintelligible words, what is that all about?

me: oh, it’s just the neighborhood kitty-smoochers at it again, just ignore them.

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