Kiwi Keen


a colloquialism prominent in nz stoner culture that implies the speaker intends to pursue a goal but in actuality is just going to loaf around with their thumb up their -ss and probably smoke pot.
kiwi keen:

kiwi1: “bro we should like start a band!”
kiwi2: “keen as bro!”

kiwi1: “you’d be f-ckin’ keen to… (generally a stupid idea follows)”
kiwi2: “hard bro!”

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