kiwishmiwi


kiwishmiwis are a strange breed of internet floozies. known to spend large amount of time in chat rooms, kiwishmiwis often pretend to be ugly in order to enter into e-lationships with men or women they could never get in real life.
the wh-r- kiwishmiwied the guy into dating her.

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