kk5


to shart one’s pants while standing at a urinal after trying to fart instead
today after a late lunch, i was coming back into the office. had to pee, so i was standing at the urinal going #1. felt the urge to fart come on, tried to hold it back, bawwwwwap. kk5’d my pants. kk5’d so hard it blew through the legs of my underwear….

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