Klaes


klaes is a very clever, s-xy, good-looking, innovative and sweet mastermind, who desires to conquer the world. he’s liberal and is also atheist.
he’s very tall and have the sweetest and naughtiest smile.

he’s typically together with his family, best friend or girlfriend, otherwise he’s waiting.

he enjoys food; bacon, sushi, roast, mayonnaise among others.
klaes is on the way to my home.
a guy that is completely closed off and will reject anything different, orig-n-l and unique.
klae: she is so weird, try fitting in for once!
person2: stop being such a jerk.
the lizard king of elephants in fugi. eats t-ssles and polyester. ran for pope in 1978 and attemped to bend a brick. married to florence the toenail and has 3 kids, agnes, albert, and fregley. works as a cattail inspector and his house is made out of jello. he is also a male hooker. he likes to ride his wife to walmart to get condoms every tuesday.
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! where are the condoms?!?!?! help walmarty!!!!!! klae!

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