klahned


an extreme form of drunkeness where you would do anything… and anyone.
“that c-cktail party was lethal, i got so klahned last friday night that i went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois…”

“i woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. i was so klahned”.

“yay! friday night! let’s go get klahned!”

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