Klarf


noun – the feeling of which you are dance molested by a gang of kenyans at a club, disco, etc.
the male guy was klarfed at a disco last night.
klarf: micah’s word. he made it up don’t steal it. or else.
klarf is micah’s word. its an awesome word

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