klaspercake


a turgid, enigmatic body found in the female reproductive organ system. usually a result of a build-up of sp-nk from unprotected s-x. klaspercakes are usually illuminous yellow in their appearance.
1)i went down on victoria beckham to get my nose red and out popped this klaspercake, straight out of her f-nny.

2) nah man! i wouldn’t go near her. she’s got klaspercake written all over her

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