Klassen


to give sensible, honest, rational, yet extremely vexatious advice to someone. often comes in the form of inspirational quotes or logical solutions.
“f-ck you, stop kl-ssening me and go buy me some beer.”
“will you f-ck off and stop trying to yank on the wheel while i drive?” “g-d, you’re always kl-ssening me.”
a country b-mpkin who pees off the front porch, throws stones at visitors, and fashions his own tractor implements. will occasionally be spotted cutting off chicken’s heads with scissors. often marries above his station
you can dress up a kl-ssen, but you can’t take him out in public.

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