Klaudio


a man who is s-xually wanted and is in fact a s-x machine, has intense looks, and the best humor of all.
“wow joanna, look at that guy.”
“yea i know! he’s such a klaudio”
normally a unattractive h-m-s-xual with screwed up eyebrows and horrible teeth. they like to save weird food like, leeks, raw eggs, and dog biscuits.
i think that is what they call, a klaudio

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