Klavenism
noun
the description of one-liners from the movie “i love you, man”, starring paul rudd as peter klaven.
“slappin’ dee b-sss, mon!”
“i’m golden williams”
“you got it, jobin”
“i am going to be there for shnore”
“sounds like a planonus”
“i will catch you on the beans”
“i will be there, or i will not be there”
all above are total klavenisms!
www.iloveyoumanmovie.com
when a person has an addiction for large black p-n-s.
ron ” i think we might need to get you help”
whitney ” it’s fine, i have been controlling myself lately”
ron ” you had five guys here last night, and you can’t even tell me there names. you are suffering from klavenism ”
whitney ” i’m sorry, i don’t even know who i am anymore”
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