klingons on the starboard bow


expression used as a warning by person 1 when someone known mutually to 1 and 2, whom 2 does not wish to meet, comes into view. don’t look now, but …, from a more literal usage in the original series of star trek.
joe: i don’t want to meet the wirrals tonight, okay?
mike (looking over joe’s shoulder): umm … klingons on the starboard bow.
joe: they’re here?! get me out of here.
mike: right this way …,

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