Kloeckner


a person with no car, refusing to ever learn how to drive.
“hey are you going to the party tonight? can i get a lift?”

“dont try an pull a kloeckner on me again”
a very rare form of mammal that was discovered in the mountains of peru.
hygiene is definitly optional in this species. tends to wander aimlessly during daylight hours and night time activity is to scary to even comprehend.
i thought i found sasquatch, but it was just kloeckner.

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