KLPD
hindi/urdu slang term for getting stood up or rejected by a girl.
acronym for ‘kheray lun per dhoka’ (translation : fraud on an erect p-n-s)
bhainchod .. saali nay klpd kerdiya
khade lund pe dhoka
abe yaar klpd ho gayi..
hindi / urdu acronym / abbreviation of the literal words “khade lund par dhoka”, with the literal meaning “cheated with my p-n-s erect”. it is reasonably interpreted as “left holding my d-ck”. while the terminology is s-xual, the connotation is general, as in “f-cked”. a close english equivalent is “snafu”, which stands for “situation normal, all f-cked up”, a term believed to have originated in the us army during ww-ii. as in snafu, klpd also refers to any mistake, trouble, or a generally bad situation.
suppose i send an email intended for my extramarital girlfriend to my wife by mistake. that’s a grade 1 klpd.
“khade lund pe danda” – a literal translation from hindi/urdu would be “erect p-n-s h-t by a stick/rod”.
used figuratively to describe situations where an exciting situation, or a promising opportunity with someone of the opposite s-x ends in disappointment.
when the hot teacher asked me to meet her in her office in the evening, i got all charged up. turned out, she wanted to tell me in person i had flunked the cl-ss. i was klpd’ed.
” its an abbreviation for the phrase “khare lund pe dhoka”…. its a hindi term to signify when a person is expecting something to happen but it doesnt at the last minute. the english translation to the term is “to backflip when u have a hard on”…
sh-t! the cancelled party was a complete klpd
it’s a hindi urdu slang which refers to the moment when one has to let go an opportunity.
in recent days it’s has been trending on twitter – india for hike in petroleum prices. klpd refers to “kerosene, lpg, petrol, diesel” as was abbreviated by one tweeter @omkardash
“pertroleum prices hiked by 5%.”
oh my g-d! klpd ho gaya.
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