Klunder
to have an extra large p-n-s
that man has been given the gift of klunder.
to be surrounded by d-ckheads who like to mess up with a perfectly good dictionary definition that is %100 accurate.
klunder=xl p-n-s
“hey did you hear that scott f-cked with the definition of klunder?”
“yeah, that bald headed high handicapper is a real d-ckhead”
“some would say, that the man with the gift of klunder also has the curse of the klunder(new definition)
to live in a fantasy world where one thinks they have an extra large p-n-s; where in reality they have a nothing more than a small dill pickle.
d-mn, the b-tch wanted more, but all i could give her was my klunder.
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