klurg


the onomatopoeic sound of two s-xual bodies coming together and the moisture between them escaping whilst being moved–plunger-like effect.
all i could hear from their bedroom was klurg klurg klurg!
covering your crabs with gonorrhea ooze, sticking them up a corpse’s -ss, pulling them out, putting them back in the dead woman’s p-ssy, licking them up, vomiting them out, and having a s-x slave eat them and chew them up and spit them back into your mouth, i.e. the most disgusting act humanly imaginable.
klurg is so f-cking vile i can not even think of an example to express my disgust.

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