KMB


this is an acronym for kiss my b-lls. originated when kiss my b-tt/-ss had lost it’s effect. this saying is often used in jest/humor as opposed to in anger or disgust.
“… so i told them they could kmb.”

or simply

“you can kmb.”
kick michael’s bag

if a person shouts kmb, and michael is in the vicinity, then his bag must be kicked. if michael is not present, he is to be replaced by another person with a name beginning with m
kmb! (sounds of a bag being kicked)
kiss my b-lls (for wannabes or people who fake or just copy,for irritating -ssholes for unwanted people..) etc
q-can i come to the movie with you..?
a-kmb.

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