KMITF
kmitf stands for “kick me in the face.” alot like fml but much more violent. used to express r-t-rded amounts of fail on ones self or just ridiculous levels of disappointment.
kmitf, the pregnancy test is positive
ahh! i have a 12 page paper due tomorrow and i still havnt started… kmitf.
abbreviation for: kill me in the face
1. expression of ultimate disillusionment of the situation.
2. statement of frustration.
ouch, i’ve just stubbed my toe – kmitf!
kmitf i’ve got to stay late at work.
my mrs is having an affair, f-cking kmitf!
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