kmp


“keep me posted”. used in the im business world usually between a manager and a subordinate.
(in an im session)
manager: what’s going on with client x.
employee: under control. qa is addressing the issue and everything is ok.
manager: thx. kmp
2 more definitions
kill me plz
dude: i farted
brah: kmp
kill mad people

a relatively simple concept, it is a show of lighthearted sympathy when life screws a friend over big time but they arnt really devastated.
jason: “… so the stupid b-tch turns around and pulls up to the pump on the other side! she was still facing the wrong way”
justin: “kmp, my friend, kmp.”

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