kill my self with bleach
geez i hate school sooo much kmswb.
- stick pick
when you pick a lock with your d*ck. aww the doors locked. mabey i can stick pick it
excel-oh-man-um from the latin word “excello” meaning “surp*ss” and the latin word “humanum” meaning “human or humanity”, excelomanum is a word for a being surp*ssing humanity or “too perfect” to be human she’s no longer human; she’s too perfect for that, she’s an excelomanum.
- play by play mom
a play-by-play mom is an annoying b*tch on social media that posts about every little detail about their kids’ lives. such posting events include the losing of a first tooth, first sh*t, or first time floating in the pool. they completely and totally ruin your social feeds and generally are people you can’t unfriend because […]
adjective used to describe someone who gets increasingly more polite the angrier they get. -“yeah my teachers being a total sqwee today” an exclamation of pure excitement and hyperactivity. “oh, sqweee!!!” (exclamation) term used when one is feeling a overjoyed state of happyness chris:oh sqwee the fat man down by the lubracant station just fell! […]