knee chopper
someone who intentionally tells a girl or guy you are trying to hook up with something bad about you in hopes the hook up will think your sc-m so they can nail the hook up themselves.
i was this close to taking jennifer home last night until that knee chopper tommy told her i banged her roommate the night before.
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