Kneecapitated


1.) to cut someone’s legs out from under them at the knees, usually with a bladed weapon (e.g. knives, swords).

2.) clotheslined at the knees.

1.) i was doing just fine until he kneecapitated me, and i couldn’t move.

2.) i didn’t see that rope, and it kneecapitated me into the ground.

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