knees

a very s-xual part of your body. it makes you feel very special when your partner touches you there.
“i went out with ashton, michael, calum, and luke last night.”
“you did? you all touch knees together?”
“yes, we had kneesome.”
the shorter way of saying on your knees (telling someone to get down on their knees and suck your d-ck)
said like this: knees b-tch! now!
the absolute worst place to be hit with an arrow.
i used to be an adventurer like you. then, i took an arrow in the knee.
it’s when you’re dancing with a girl, you take your knee and rub it against her crotch/v-g-n-.
that girl couldn’t dance, so i gave her the knee.
a device attached to the human body, designed for finding furniture in the dark.
-stumbling around the dark-

beep beep beep

ow! f-ck! f-cking knees
where a girl is only hot enough to give you head. nothing more.
lewis: ahhhh mate, check that bird out at the bar
sammy: shes pretty knees mate
groom: yup, knees
paul: knees, knees
dave: what? nahh, she’ll turn me down
body part between both legs. no its not p-ssy -sshole!
teacher: what do you call the thing between both your legs.
jhonny : d-ck
teacher: good!

teacher: what do you call the thing between both your legs.
jack : knees
teacher: thats an old one kid!
1) the joint in the middle region of ones leg
2) to bring said joint in an upwards motion, to apply pain to drunken or otherwise persons face, or sternum area
“yo going down m-th- f-cker”
“i have busted my knee”