knicker sticker
a piece of cotton padding with an adhesive strip.
women stick them to their pants so they don’t get bl–dy skids over their favourite ‘victoria’s secrets’.
despite the fact that they are sanitary towels, they are considered by the uk government to be a luxury product. this means that women get double-stuffed on a period…not only do they have to bleed for 6 days but they get taxed to do so.
eve: owwww, i’ve cut my finger! have you got a plaster?
lisa: nah, but if it’s bad i’ve got some rizlas or a knicker sticker.
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