cut a knife in two, shove one end in your peehole and the other in your *n*s, f*cking wildly back and forth.
so jon was into some weird stuff, dude decided to perform a knife to split and needed sarah’s friend, katie to join them. katie willingly accepted as she was a bit of a urethraholic, but we’ll get into that another time. he decided to go handle first on both sides, producing the knife blade ends’ for his ladies. he got into a back and forth humping motion slaughtering katie while she tried to suck his d*ck, turning it into a wildly bl**dy and gratuitous event. sarah, on the other end, handled it like a f*cking champ and went *ss to *ss with jon until climaxing at a g-spot *rg*sm for several hours. she wiped her booty and rubbed the dirtied cloth on jon’s face asking, “is that all you got for me, babe?”
this person (girl) has got to be very boisterous but very fun to talk to. a javielle is normally quite attractive and has a wonderful smile as well as a contagious laugh. a javielle is the kinda girl to make a joke in any situation to make the moment memorable. i need a javielle in […]
tycing is when you take a beer bong hit with a shot of hard alcohol poured into it. “we did a few tyce shots last night, my head hurts” a dumb*ss b*tch who eats and sucks boto all day everyday. this is a f*cking sl*t who swallows and is g*y. ewww! he’s so tyce!
- motherf*cker named frankie
mario lopez haired slim jim. searches for big foot when goes camping. turns on people with his snagged tooth. tries to be a baller. says he’s succeeded. would whoop sense into you with 10 in chode. sandy sucked the motherf*cker named frankie chode yesterday.
rise and or fall of pitches in an irregular pattern. the fluxuency of his voice alarmed his wife.