Knighter


the process in which one tries to deceive another out of money. knighter’s are mainly -ssociated with the trade of narcotics, such as marijuana. term originally derived from the legendary matt knight, who has been known to give the most horrible counts of all.

a knighter can be converted into a math formula, so you too can execute this swindle!

x = amount of money given to you
y = amount of marijuana you confer to the buyer

x
— = y
2

(for an added bonus, if the buyer is already under the influence of marijuana, it is acceptable to replace 2 with 3 or even 4)
don’t worry son, we don’t pull knigters around these parts…
a term -ssociated with marijuana or and other drug. it is also know as a bad count(usually half of what you want). bad dealers give you knighters in hope of you thinking they are cool and letting them smoke in your circle.
matt: yo here is your gram

scott: no, this is 0.5, stop givin me nighters man
trying to cheat someone out of their money. usually involved in drug counts
jon:we don’t pull no knighters around here.

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